Swords, bows, and white horses

Oh my goodness!! Wednesday is taking 3 months to pass!! It seems like I am working furiously and getting nothing done only to turn around and it's only been 10 minutes since I started. No wonder I was not getting anything done!!!

Okay, still reading about the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, Gog and Magog, and the locusts. I think the locusts will be horse sized. Seriously. No joke. Then there is the whole white horseman in chapter 6 has a bow (the anti-christ—and does he have arrows? I mean, I bow hunt and I can tell you that you ain't got a snowballs chance in Mexico of getting anything without arrows for that bow!!!) while the one in 19 (Christ, also known as Faithful and True) has a sword—coming out of His mouth!!! Okay, the visual of that one makes me whimper in fear. I have known women who can make a grown man cry with words (guilty but, in my defense, we were both drunk—in my former life—and he was a horrible little man) but to know that someone is coming who has a sword coming out of their mouth? 

 11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful an True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

 12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

 13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

 14And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

 15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

 16And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS

Let me just say, REPENT NOW!! Who wants to on the wrong side of that Judge? I can face a man with a bow and no arrows but a sword, eyes of fire, and coated in blood? Uh huh! Honey, my blonde moments don't run to that stupid!!!